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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Amanda :) | 18 | Vietnamese | Colorado | Instagram: @uhmandarin 
Anything else? Hit up that ask! You won’t regret it :D</description><title>Fre$h like uhh.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @uhmandarin)</generator><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Went on a scavenger hunt and my treasure was @choochoootran...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/279e15bbf77353f27b1328c1cb56698e/tumblr_mn0c1ozNCn1qckm6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Went on a scavenger hunt and my treasure was @choochoootran singing me a song to ask me to prom! 😍 #roses #couple #boyfriend #prom #cute #love&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/50747048088</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/50747048088</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 12:44:11 -0600</pubDate><category>cute</category><category>love</category><category>couple</category><category>roses</category><category>prom</category><category>boyfriend</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4e96e85f47abbe104991da3c45e7a79/tumblr_menbxr6rMA1qzk4ruo13_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5864f3bbff4c3a77c2467fc6e5a65d7f/tumblr_menbxr6rMA1qzk4ruo2_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef2b07855f49427e2adfbd5859683380/tumblr_menbxr6rMA1qzk4ruo3_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cbd4b5f0a081102e9e17a618c41a49b/tumblr_menbxr6rMA1qzk4ruo4_r2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78c08864df175e5b983a29f543ad4e54/tumblr_menbxr6rMA1qzk4ruo5_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53bda8f6e012c55859b43aaa3f37d4be/tumblr_menbxr6rMA1qzk4ruo1_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd347d9230900295eba16fde22635c8d/tumblr_menbxr6rMA1qzk4ruo6_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b6bb2b6c4e68024ae789aac1ff67516/tumblr_menbxr6rMA1qzk4ruo7_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/326656cdd9df6939bf49b83ea042370f/tumblr_menbxr6rMA1qzk4ruo9_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/50326835403</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/50326835403</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:24:55 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"Love what you do, not the love you get for doing it."</title><description>“Love what you do, not the love you get for doing it.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Tablo (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://efidelity.tumblr.com/"&gt;efidelity&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/50326113926</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/50326113926</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:07:54 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you."</title><description>“Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Virginia Woolf, &lt;em&gt;Selected Letters&lt;/em&gt;  (via &lt;a href="http://epikhi.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;epikhi&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/49733213037</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/49733213037</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 18:29:35 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I want to disappear.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Move far away to a place where no one knows me and I don&amp;#8217;t know them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Get a new name, new look, new identity&amp;#8230; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It would just feel good to start fresh. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/49497022965</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/49497022965</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 00:15:47 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/584caa49ceaa76d303946acf41e23f3c/tumblr_mfv3akGKT11rh1wv4o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/48591605176</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/48591605176</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:34:54 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4eb49f58e989e196797d3f774eb4ba2/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b0d3c2b6f6ef8932171bcbfb6691b3d/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db6e542ea65479c69dc3d493f2bc3e0b/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a671377cb728d3585cda6d7d48892a6b/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13e8b525b62a663500c3ebc3a9ca8513/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72f304ca7920bc8e805d3283fd6c9d52/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a5a3fc7c874e1d3ae1dd4d22d2e60f6/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e99b4b484a71e6099504143cdba4c80e/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo8_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcf0c3e885316b5674227c9b9178281f/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo9_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a8631fb0857fd323a086c20d68112b1/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo10_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morrissarty.tumblr.com/post/46414894422"&gt;morrissarty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the best of tumblr confusion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/46577583598</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/46577583598</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:14:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8ff46b2f90b897ce6e8906a9fe9f38b/tumblr_mke3a20zlo1r84h3xo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/46577268473</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/46577268473</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:06:09 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Its the 21st Century and this Elijah guy is the most ignorant...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6024bea6b0d8caae4b57869d18d3561/tumblr_mkautujiHl1qckm6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Its the 21st Century and this Elijah guy is the most ignorant person I have ever come across… Smh. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/46394382527</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/46394382527</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:25:06 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Spring break…&amp; I’m at work way too early in the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc4c64f29486c24f5d9573ca1d0590ed/tumblr_mk842pZMA51qckm6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Spring break…&amp; I’m at work way too early in the morn 😀🔫 Gonna be at school till 5, might as well power through this day with a smile!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/46255666122</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/46255666122</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:52:01 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b90522ee69f7bb49c7bc9d17c5e6698/tumblr_mhuv2hBisA1rdvy91o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45557580884</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45557580884</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:06:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>contrepublique:

The stalks of these flowers are already dried...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lry39vkSVW1qjnc56o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://contrepublique.tumblr.com/post/45533265341/the-stalks-of-these-flowers-are-already-dried-up" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;contrepublique&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The stalks of these flowers are already dried up, but their blossoms are preserved and kept fresh by the medical infusion bags. The life-span of every living creature is limited. The infusion bags stand for the progress in medicine and the prolongation of human life. They somehow carry an ambivalent message as they refer to both death and life the same time. To preserve the beauty of the flowers artifically with the help of the infusion bags points out man’s inclination to repress the fact that he has to die and to postpone death.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is torture.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45555057586</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45555057586</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 21:32:25 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>contrepublique:

stand up and fight back or sit down and shut up. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://contrepublique.tumblr.com/post/45540498181/stand-up-and-fight-back-or-sit-down-and-shut-up" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;contrepublique&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;stand up and fight back or sit down and shut up. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45554407626</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45554407626</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 21:23:47 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cff9d4beba36d85390cb8d6643af8886/tumblr_mixtqxJclD1qdn9dyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45253671075</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45253671075</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:23:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I legitimately just googled this…. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/627b7d8358a4cfe3aade4eda26db2ff2/tumblr_mjkypyOhmV1qckm6ao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I legitimately just googled this…. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45245326033</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45245326033</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:51:34 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>hungrylikethewolfie:


andythanfiction:


nerdsinmypants:




Sta...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1on8G6u71r13gsho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hungrylikethewolfie.tumblr.com/post/29344658468/andythanfiction-nerdsinmypants-stages-of"&gt;hungrylikethewolfie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andythanfiction.tumblr.com/post/29289795146/nerdsinmypants-stages-of-deterioration-in-the"&gt;andythanfiction&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerdsinmypants.tumblr.com/post/28994984203/stages-of-deterioration-in-the-human-body-the"&gt;nerdsinmypants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stages of Deterioration in the Human Body&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Moment Of Death: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;1. The heart stops. &lt;br/&gt;2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color. &lt;br/&gt;3. All the muscles relax. &lt;br/&gt;4. The bladder and bowels empty.  &lt;br/&gt;5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;After 30 minutes: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;6. The skin gets purple and waxy. &lt;br/&gt;7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color. &lt;br/&gt;8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body. &lt;br/&gt;9. The hands and feet turn blue. &lt;br/&gt;10. The eyes sink into the skull. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;After 4 hours: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;11. Rigor mortis has set in. &lt;br/&gt;12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue. &lt;br/&gt;13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another 24 hours or so. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;After 12 hours: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;14. The body is in full rigor mortis. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;After 24 hours: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;15. The body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment. &lt;br/&gt;16. In males, the semen dies. &lt;br/&gt;17. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue color. &lt;br/&gt;18. The greenish-blue color spreads to the rest of the body. &lt;br/&gt;19. There is a pervasive smell of rotting meat. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;After 3 days: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;20. The gas in the body tissues forms large blisters on the skin. &lt;br/&gt;21. The whole body begins to bloat and swell grotesquely. &lt;br/&gt;22. Fluids leak from the mouth, nose, vagina, and rectum. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;After 3 weeks: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;23. The skin, hair, and nails are so loose they can easily be pulled off the corpse. &lt;br/&gt;24. The skin bursts open on many places on the body. &lt;br/&gt;25. Decomposition will continue until the body is nothing but skelital remains, a process that can take a month or so in hot climates, and two months or more in cold climates.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is actually pretty interesting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Important for writers…helps avoid either walking in and knowing someone died moments ago “from the smell” (unless that smell is piss and shit), or finding someone dead for a week that “looks like they’re sleeping.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reblogging for reference.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45070201495</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45070201495</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 18:29:23 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>organicone:

distraction:

h-ella:

morning—to-midnight:

omfg...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67aab438308b107adcea15d056a731ba/tumblr_mjcsok6dSB1rruj5do1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d008b81928f78dad18425f077f2d90a9/tumblr_mjcsok6dSB1rruj5do2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e9551eb7b955e421854e9d740aa7540/tumblr_mjcsok6dSB1rruj5do3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/193d5cec776b6ca047406d1cea2bf383/tumblr_mjcsok6dSB1rruj5do4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c8d10042fff6803684bc9f6a0ffe8a0/tumblr_mjcsok6dSB1rruj5do5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://organicone.tumblr.com/post/45030389444/distraction-h-ella-morning-to-midnight"&gt;organicone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distraction.tumblr.com/post/45025632727/h-ella-morning-to-midnight-omfg-this-scared"&gt;distraction&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://h-ella.tumblr.com/post/45016104470/morning-to-midnight-omfg-this-scared-the-shit"&gt;h-ella&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morning--to-midnight.tumblr.com/post/45015952152/omfg-this-scared-the-shit-out-of-me"&gt;morning—to-midnight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omfg this scared the shit out of me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh my god&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/WWlMXr"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/WWlMXr"&gt;http://bit.ly/WWlMXr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45070063497</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/45070063497</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 18:27:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Aquarium! 🐠🐙🐟</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b608b26748eb1c632ee5e61ee9d22e77/tumblr_mjey3zo4PS1qckm6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aquarium! 🐠🐙🐟&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/44969325401</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/44969325401</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2013 14:52:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>5280 date night at the aquarium! ⚓🐟🎣</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b32ae7a04ec923a0f79be807714c2c2f/tumblr_mjexzorZ951qckm6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;5280 date night at the aquarium! ⚓🐟🎣&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/44969134195</link><guid>http://uhmandarin.tumblr.com/post/44969134195</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2013 14:50:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmeho...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seeminglydeepstatement.tumblr.com/post/37108463541/somefantasticallies-vivalatrench"&gt;seeminglydeepstatement&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somefantasticallies.tumblr.com/post/36999394250/vivalatrench-mrsugarpink-rapewhistled"&gt;somefantasticallies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vivalatrench.tumblr.com/post/36850621792/mrsugarpink-rapewhistled-followmehome"&gt;vivalatrench&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrsugarpink.tumblr.com/post/36841069274/rapewhistled-followmehome-its-not-bacon"&gt;mrsugarpink&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rapewhistled.tumblr.com/post/36822433271/followmehome-its-not-bacon-its-a-pig"&gt;rapewhistled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://followmehome.tumblr.com/post/30052092178/its-not-bacon-its-a-pig-its-not-veal"&gt;followmehome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maybe it’s Maybelline &lt;/p&gt;
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